GoldenEye “Woke” in 1995?

I wanna talk about modern writers, humaning, and why most everything nowadays seems to suck. Let’s start with a tweet.

Is this is a “woke” line? No, but it’s an obnoxiously Feminist line, a real eye roller at the time. Fortunately, once the movie got the stupid out the rest of it was fun, old fashioned James Bond excellence and M had a genuine affection for James. It was the start of the slow seepage of anti-masculine Feminism into the James Bond films that would eventually kill them, but it hadn’t yet poisoned them entirely.

The writers didn’t hate James Bond, and they didn’t hate the audience.

“Woke” always hates the audience, and it always hates the characters, situations, and history of whatever movies, TV shows, comics, book series it’s working with. Fine, call it the canon, the lore, the IP if you must. Woke hates it, and wants it changed.

The movies, TV shows, comics, books being made now are almost without exception utterly devoid of humanity. The characters don’t act like people, because Woke writers don’t know how to human.

We’ve replaced wisdom with ideology, replaced truth with lies, and thus they have no power to move or inspire.

Woke wants to replace the lore, rewrite the canon, and destroy the IP in order to preach about their ideology, in order to recite their litany of lies. They have a series of checkboxes, ever mutating checkboxes, each work must tick off. And in order to do so, characters cease to act like people, even fictional people, and instead act like slogan-spouting robots.

So no, M wasn’t Woke, because she still acted like a human being, not a Woke girlboss. And James Bond wasn’t humiliated, derided, despised, made to look like a tool and a fool. He was still the hero.

Woke won’t let James Bond be the hero anymore.


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DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE TRAILER APPEARS!

Well Deadpool 3, colorfully titled Deadpool and Wolverine, is hitting theaters on July 26. And you know what that means.

TIME FOR A TRAILER MUCHACHOS

That last line kills me. KILLS me.

I was going to watch this anyway, but now I’m… definitely still absolutely gonna watch it.

See you in July on Geek Gab!


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Bad Boys: I’m a Sucker For Some Explosions

I’m a sucker for explosions. And car chases. Gunfights. Hot dames.

I know it. Y’all know it. (Least if you listen to the show.)

So let’s BLOW SOME STUFF UP.

Let’s talk about the slap in the room. Will Smith has done his best to destroy his career.

But I like the “Bad Boys” movies, even Number 3 which was kind of weak, so Imma give this a chance. I just can’t miss my boys in the theaters.

BAD BOYS BAD BOYS WHATCHA GONNA DO?


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Savaging Solo: A Star Wars Story

Why do I loathe Solo so deeply? It’s not just that it’s a bad movie, though it is.

It’s not just because of the intrusive insertion of <CURRENT THING> politics, though that didn’t help.

It’s not just because of the many trite origin “explainers” the writers put in (The gun! The dice! The name!), those are common to many such movies in the modern day.

They made Lando—LANDO FREAKING CALRISSIAN—into a pervert who has sex with a robot, and not a sexy, organic Number Six Cylon robot, but the metal-and-wires toaster oven L3-37.

(Leet. They called it l337.)

Look at the pictures. HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK. WHERE DOES HE… HOW DOES HE EVEN… no. I’m not burning brain cells thinking about this, because clearly the writers of the movie didn’t.

They turned Lando into a pathetic joke and LAUGHED AT YOU, ME, ALL OF US WHILST DOING SO. It was a character assassination.

I will never forgive the movie for this.


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Joker: Folie à Deux Trailer Coming At You

Well, the sequel to the non-continuity Joker movie from 2019, Joker: Folie à Deux, is coming soon.

Teaser trailer in 3… 2… 1… !

No hint as to what the music will actually be like, so there’s no hint as to whether or not it’ll be any good. It’s a big risk either way, which is rare enough in Hollywood to applaud the director for going there.

See you in October!


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