The Depression of the Vanities

Hollywood is in a Depression. 20% of film executives have lost their jobs, shows being produced for streaming services have been cut by 50% IN ONE YEAR, and last year’s box office returns were so bad they had to invent a new term to describe them: the Flopbuster.

And they’re not the only one. Comics is collapsing, the Video Games industry is shrinking fast, and TTRPG publisher Wizards of the Coast just went through another brutal round of layoffs.

In a time of economic downturn, which we are most certainly in, entertainment industries usually thrive. All these industries are shrinking because they have forgotten how to produce stories and games that audiences want.

Instead of entertaining, they are lecturing, and have been for a long time, and it’s finally coming back to bite them in the bum.

Film Threat has some more thoughts:

Making stories that resonate with audiences isn’t hard—all you do is have to know how to live like a human being—but the people ruling these industries just can’t do it. And until new companies spring up to replace these, the companies and industries will continue to suffer.


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Dragons, Devils, Ghosts, and Scares!

This is not the way I saw my evening going, but since I had the poor judgement of checking to see if I missed any recent trailers WHOO BOY WHERE THE HECK HAVE I BEEN.

There’s an upcoming Beetlejuice sequel:

He’s the ghost with the most.

I got no comment, except to say… maybe?

And then there’s an Inside Out sequel.

Which at one time would have had me excited, but then Pixar and Disney have been all about THE MESSAGE and they’ve fired anyone with experience and talent and so…

The notion of new emotions is cool, though.

The Crow is getting remade:

Another case where the budget is way too big for the subject matter. Low budgets give movies a gritty, lived-in feel and too much money makes them too slick, and this movie doesn’t need to be slick. That’s just not The Crow.

And there’s an ORIGINAL MOVIE! Will wonders never cease:

Made by AMC’s streaming Horror service Shudder, it’s getting a theatrical release and I no cap wanna see this one. It looks awesome.

And, of course, there’s two—TWO—trailers for House of Dragons. The Green:

And the Black:

You know if you’re excited for this series or not.

And, last but not least, The Acolyte, Disney’s newest Star Wars streaming series, also released a new trailer:

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What’s that? There’s no link? You damn skippy.

Links are for closers.


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Alien: Romulus Revs Up For August

The originally-meant-for-Hulu movie Aliens: Romulus is getting a full theatrical release in August, and the hype train is pulling out of the station.

According to Variety, the movie is about “a group of young space colonizers and scavengers who encounter the most terrifying life form in the universe inside a run-down space station” whereupon the expected xenomorph hijinks ensue.

Could it be good? Sure. Will it be good?

It’s 2024. What do you think?


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Rebel Moon is Droppin’ The Deuce!

Dune Part Two is so successful, Netflix decided to release their own Sci-Fi spectacular second half*: Zach Snyder’s Rebel Moon Part Two: The Scargiver.

I have to say that, based on this trailer, Part Two has completely recaptured the magic of A Child of Fire, so fans of the first one can expect a fitting end to the movie.

(And apparently there’s also a six-hour long “Snyder Cut” of the whole thing also coming in June, so… whew!)

*spectacular Sci-Fi not necessarily included


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Discovery Season 5 Hoves Into View

“I asked for a new Star Trek show, and for my sins they gave me one.” — Apocalypse Now, sorta

Paramount is carrying through with its threat, and Star Trek Discovery is returning to the airwaves in April, for reasons known only to the Elder Gods and the King in Yellow.

I feel I’m supposed to be more positive in these posts and Discovery has gotten better. Season 4 was better than everything that went before. It had legitimately watchable moments. Too few, but they were there.

Maybe this one will be even better. It’s possible, Picard Season 3 was mostly watchable, even decent in some places.

We’ll be reviewing it for the show in any case.

And by we, I mean me.


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